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i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them


my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard


you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil


Call her beautiful and take her fishin’


when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up



I want to have the cutest relationship with you.


there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne